Monday, February 1, 2010

Choose or Die: Birds of a Feather

It's been so long, so let's play Choose or Die, shall we?

If you had to choose one of these outfits to wear all day long, in public, which one would you choose?

Bjork's swan dive:


Or Lady GaGa's peacock number:

If you choose neither, you must walk the plank, matey! ARGHHH!!

(photo credit: starpulse.com and glamourvanity.com)

p.s. Did anyone see Lady GaGa's "wire" dress on the red carpet at the Grammy's last night?

37 comments:

Judy said...

Hahaha...okay, if I MUST, then I choose the swan. I missed the Grammys all together. Must have been watching Desperate Housewives. Happy February!

Sleepy Bear said...

You mean this one?
http://www.sacbee.com/977/story/2503312.html

It's horrific!

brainella said...

The peacock get-up, definitely. That swan would bother me.

I hadn't seen that wire thing until I just looked. Ack, I say!

Homesick Cajun said...

I'd have to choose the swan! Lol...both are horrific though!

Christy said...

The feathers! But I'd hate it all day long! It's just better than the other!

Jonathon Arntson said...

OMG, I remember Bjork's dress from forever ago! I really didn't think it was that bad...I'd choose that one.

junebug said...

I have to choose the swan. Both are awful but the swan covers more.

Christina Lee said...

Sleepy Bear--that's the one! Thanks for the link!

for a different kind of girl said...

I'm seriously going to go with the peacock get up. It's forgiving when you're feeling bloated and the length means I don't have to wear heels. It's a win-win, really!

~~Lina~~ said...

They are aweful! Don't think I can choose? Maybe I have to walk the plank..? haha

Sturgmom said...

At first glance, I thought the peacock was more modest, but we ARE talking about Lady Gaga. I saw Junebug's comment, took a second look and realized the peacock is see-through. So I have to vote swan.

Sal said...

Bjork. DEFINITELY!

Tracie said...

The peacock dress. I'd be covered up and warmer.

"And so our stories go..." said...

I'd choose the goose one because I love the egg she was carrying around. Actually...I wouldn't have the nerve unless there was vodka involved.
Mary

Taleia said...

Swan. It at least seems a bit whimsical... the peacock one is just a big mess!

Pam said...

I am going with NEITHER!
I will walk the plank...scary since I don't swim!

mel said...

i actually like the swan one!
so it's an easy choice - it at least has a great structure.

Jenny Robbins said...

Eeeeech! If we must choose I'd say the swan. No one needs to see my undies!

Maddy said...

Lol! My vote is definitely for Bjork's swan dress! And yes I say Gaga's "gown" at the Grammys - I wouldn't walk anywhere 10 feet of that dress! She's bound to poke an eye out with that thing :)

Sharlene T. said...

I'm going to make a "swan" dive off the plank. For a fast photo, the swan dress; all day? aaarrrggghhhh, I'll keep a date with Neptune! But, thanks for the choice -- and the posting.

Debra Joy said...

I am going with the swan! At least she would be a great conversation starter. I don't think I would pass up the opportunity to talk to the swan all day and get the strange looks. Now that is candid camera worthy.

K.Line said...

Plz. I could rock that swan! :-)

Amy said...

Definitely the swan. I think it would show off my legs the best and I could blame the hip width to the feathers.

Just Breathe said...

I guess I will walk....

anhesty said...

i would rather wear bjork's swan dress. and i totally forgot about the grammy's last night...

Lourie said...

Eeeek! I am not a very good swimmer... so I will have to say the Swan. I can always say I lost a bet. ;)

The Blonde Duck said...

I'm walking the plank unless I can dress up as a pink flamingo.

Andie said...

swan, hands down. the peacock dress looks like a blue and green sack. LOL

MissNeira said...

hmm it would be the swan, at least it looks SEMI cute..to laugh at haha

I did see gagas dress! and i loved her shoes!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

I can't believe I missed them last night. Ding Dong stop blogging and pay attention ... LOL

Well I guess the swan would at least cover my big butt ... LOL Gaga would show it all off with the see threw number she's got going on.

Wow so many words, but as of right now speechless ... :)

stacybuckeye said...

I'll take the swan :)

Lily Johnson said...

Two horrible dresses but if i had to choose .....the(OMG) the swan. Well, it is really creative to make a swan dress!

Jayde said...

I think given this choice, death would be preferable. ;)

Little Ms J said...

I would totally rock the peacock with my little purple panties. I would, however, stick some chicken cutlets in them so you wouldn't notice how flat my rear end is. Oh, I told you? Whoops.

Deborah said...

Swan - mostly because it was Bjork. Love her.

All Women Stalker said...

I'd go with Bjork's look. The bottom looks like a tutu and I'm a sucker for ballerina fashion :)

Working Mommy said...

The swan...if I must...ugh!!

~WM