Thursday, April 22, 2010

Earth Day, Schmearth Day

Yeah, I know it's Earth Day, Okay?

Save the earth, yada yada, yada. Or, as my five-year-old says when he sees litter, "be a good earth protector" (pWotector, is really how he says it).

But you know what Earth Day?

You're hogging my spotlight!

I don't care if it's your 40th anniversary this year!

You know why?

Because today is my BIRTHDAY!!!

And I don't want to talk about being green on my birthday. But I do like the color green.

I want to drive all around town in my SUV, with the air conditioner and radio on full blast.

Eat tons of meat and dairy products (no, not organic).

Turn all of the lights on in the house.

Run the water for eons.

Wash all my clothes in hot water.

Get rip roaring drunk and throw the wine bottles away in the same big garbage can as the other trash.

Oh, and use tons of plastic bags!

There I said it. That's right. Uh huh.

*slinks away to hide in the corner with a big ol' piece of cake*

Just kidding, earth. I am proud to share my birthday with you!

See what happens when I deprive myself of carbs for so long?


Stina said...

Happy Birthday, Christine!

The best thing about it being your birthday is that you can do whatever you want. Okay, maybe not everything. The cops might not go for the 'it's my birthday' excuse. ;)

Have a great one!!!

Unknown said...

YOU TELL THEM GIRL!!! It's your birthday and you should be able to do whatever you want!!

Try not to get arrested, so have legal fun!!!

I do love how your son says to be a good earth protector though, that's very cute!

Pamela Gold said...

Well Happy freaking New Year to you!!!!! I love how you socked it directly at the Earth. You crack me up you crazy chick. Any big plans? You know, aside from all meat and wine you'll be consuming?

Green Monkey said...

is it okay if I comment? after all, I am green...

YES? okay, good!


all eyes on YOU.

enjoy your special day!

Monkey ME

Maddy said...

LOL! Happy, Happy Birthday & Earth Day! Hope you get everything you want and soooo much more :o)

Deborah said...

Aaaaahahaha! I am laughing so hard!

Happy birthday!

Every time my hubs catches me throwing a plastic bottle into the trash he shakes his head and says, "rebel."

LisaDay said...

Happy Birthday. I was going to say you need to eat a real bread-wrapped sandwich.


for a different kind of girl said...

Happy, happy birthday, hun!! I think the Earth would be cool with you using a reusable grocery bag if you decide to go buy some of that wine you want!


Hope you have a fantastic day!!

Tahereh said...

OMG OMG OMG happy bday!!!

And I'm sooooo w u!!!

(u tell earth-day who's boss!! Hehe)

Anonymous said...

happy birthday!!!!!!! i totally enjoyed your post today. put a smile on my face.

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday!! :)

Small Burst said...

Happy Birthday! Woo-hoo. Another year wiser. Now go eat some carbs! It's your birthday dagnabbit.

Small Burst said...

Happy Birthday! Woo-hoo. Another year wiser. Now go eat some carbs! It's your birthday dagnabbit.

Writing Without Periods! said...

Happy Birthday!!!
I have a friend who gets so angry when she hears "save the earth." She said and I quote, "The audacity of people who think they can actually save the earth that what is...a billions of years old."

Finding Beauty said...

Happy Birthday! I hope you get to enjoy it with a big piece of BREAD!

Sharlene T. said...

I'm sorry. I can resist but it's your fault -- you pushed the button!

Happy Bearthday!!!!

Debby@Just Breathe said...


Enjoy your day, we will take care of the Earth today.

Cafe Fashionista said...

Happy, Happy Birthday, my love! :)

Christina Lee said...

THANKS for all the wishes everyone!

K.Line said...

Happy Birthday!

All Women Stalker said...

You are hilarious, Christina!

Happy birthday! :)

Lourie said...

Happy Birthday!!! And you go ahead and eat that big old cake! It's you're day!

Alicia said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! i love that cake picture, hilarious! i hope you had an amazing birthday!!! hugs to you!

Iva Messy said...

Happy Birthday!!

I hope you had a lovely Earth Day #40 yesterday! Happy Friday and have a great weekend!

K. M. Walton said...

Happy belated birthday!!! I really do appreciate your continued kind words over on my blog -- they do make me feel like we're in that contest together.

Have a great weekend and hopefully we hear something in normal time, not slow-as-freakin-molasses-publishing-time : )

Unknown said...

Happy belated birthday! Hope you have a fun and fortunate and wonderful year ahead! ^_^