Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Say WHAT?

I am joining bloggy friend, Lourie, from the CA Girl blog, for her monthly meme. Head over there if you want to play along.

CAGirl

You collect the best and funniest FB status updates and Twitter Tweets!

**No names are used (to protect the innocent...or guilty)!


HERE ARE THE ONES I'VE COLLECTED:

*Children and adults with special needs only want what we all want - to be accepted. It is Special Education week, and this is in honor of all children and adults who learn a little differently....

*I just used the term "SEX BOAT" in a Tweet. I'd like to say that I'm not proud of that, but...yeah, I'm TOTES proud of that. Sex Boat. Hee!

*If you see a coyote on your front porch, it's probably not smart to go outside and say, "Shoo!"

*Saw a list of 10 Orange Creatures that would write better book than Snookie. 1. Tony the Tiger. 3. Oompa Loompas 5. Garfield

*Some kids came to me every yr. as jerks, full of rage, bullies, turds, out of control, heartless, racist, homophobic. And I knew (and believed) it was my duty–as an “adult of influence” in their lives–I had to teach them ALL to be kind.

13 comments:

Jen Daiker said...

What a fun little experiment!!! You definitely chose some awesome ones!!! Who doesn't use Sex Boat in a tweet??

Jessica Bell said...

LOL. These are great! hmm ... if only I could remember all the ones that made me laugh to share with you!

Meredith said...

I love these. Especially the coyote one--I feel like there's a story there :)

Anne said...

Hah love the list of orange creatures. So true!

Melissa Gill said...

that sounds like fun, if only I tweeted and could stand to go on facebook.

Theresa Milstein said...

Fun idea. Here's my favorite on your list:

*Saw a list of 10 Orange Creatures that would write better book than Snookie. 1. Tony the Tiger. 3. Oompa Loompas 5. Garfield

We should all makes lists using every color in the rainbow.

Lourie said...

The first one is totally awesome! And the coyote one is freaking hilarious. hahaha. You found some good ones! Thanks for playing! :D

Matthew Rush said...

Wow. What crazy stuff. If you want a laugh at Snookie's (and Kesha's) expense you can watch this.

Maddy said...

The last one is sooo true!! Kids are just so mean these days. I hope that with all the tragedies that have taken place, that parents will take the initiative to have some serious talks with their children about the importance of being kind and tolerant of others.

Shannon said...

These are awesome! =)

Emy (Sandy) Shin said...

:D Hee, thank you for sharing these! They're both hilarious and touching.

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Lindsay (a.k.a Isabella) said...

Ha ha. Those made me laugh...especially the orange creatures who'd write better than Snookie. :)

K. M. Walton said...

OMG...my tweet made the list!!!!! I am honored.