Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Say WHAT?

I've collected some funny and awesome FB status updates and Twitter Tweets!

**No names are used (to protect the innocent...or guilty)!

I'm playing along with Lourie's monthly meme.

Head over there if you want to join:
CAGirl


HERE'S WHAT I'VE COLLECTED:

*Oh Charlie, train wrecks are travelling in slo-mo just to watch YOU!

*The day Snooki appears on the cover of Rolling Stone is the day civilization is officially over. Sadly, that day has arrived.

*At SeaWorld, plotting to kidnap a bat ray and keep it in my bathtub. #bat-rays-are-the-new-chihuahuas

*It's always fun to see a recall for something you ate for breakfast that day. #ewww

*I used to buy stale boxes of fortune cookies from the dollar store, & whenever I was unsure about something, id crack a cookie open.

*Slimmer, faster iPad being unveiled as we speak... and here I am stuck with an old-fashioned, fat iPad that is 4 months old!

*Your last tweet made me feel old. Your intern was born in 1991? People born in the 90's now hold semi-real jobs? #Damn

*Charlie Sheen's "WINNING" quotes would be funnier if mental health, addiction and kids weren't involved!


SEE YOU ON THURSDAY! :D

22 comments:

Maddy said...

Hahaha!! You need to shared the tweeters...I need to follow some of these folks! They are hilarious :)

LisaDay said...

#bat-rays-are-the-new-chihuahuas -- too funny.

LisaDay

Saumya said...

Haha yes...love the Charlie Sheen one!

Kelly said...

Hee! I want a bat ray now!

Jen Daiker said...

#bat-rays-are-the-new-chihuahuas

Hilarious!!!!

Happy Tuesday!

Matthew Rush said...

Oh my god that first one if FTW! I love comparisons.

Theresa Milstein said...

Great quote collection! Oh, Snooki... why?!

Meredith said...

Too funny! I've been trying to ignore the whole Charlie Sheen mess, but it's so even worse than a train wreck! And I want a bat ray, too!

Little Ms J said...

OMG, my iPad is fat! Hilarious!

JEM said...

Love them! I saw a hilarious tweet the other day about feeling old because of how far the girl had to scroll down to find her birth year on a porn site. I feel the same way (about the job thing, not the porn thing).

Lourie said...

OMG Charlie Sheen is crazy. It is sad really. These were hilarious! Thanks for playing. :)

Gina said...

Snooki is on the cover of Rolling Stone? When did I get so old and out of touch with pop culture?!

K. M. Walton said...

The first one is so clever!!!! And true.

Emmy said...

Okay I feel old now too...1991,seriously! Wow officially old

Thanks for playing along..

Pamela Gold said...

I agree, you should share the authors of these masterpieces!

Pk Hrezo said...

LOL! Those are fantastic!!

Kellie said...

Those are all great.

Samantha Sotto-Yambao said...

Hi, Christina! So glad I discovered your blog. Loved this post. My fave was the Charlie sheen quote. LOL! (By the way, your jewelry is scrumptious!) :D

Sam

Fresh Mommy said...

I have a Fat iPad too! LOL! Great pick me up for today.

:)
~Tabitha

Erica Mitchell-Spickard said...

LOL, I want a bat-ray now. Oh, no...when I saw that Snookie was on the cover of Rolling Stone I briefly considered giving up on life ;) Great collection of funnies.

Solvang Sherrie said...

Those are hilarious! I'm stuck with a fat old iPad, too. Whatev. At this point in life, fat and old aren't necessarily bad things :)

Melissa said...

HAHAHAHA OMG Christina! THANK YOU! Girl you rock!!!! Those sting rays are cute!!! And feel like mushrooms!