Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Say WHAT?

I'm playing along with Lourie's monthly meme.

Head over there if you want to join:
CAGirl


You collect the best and funniest FB status updates and Twitter Tweets!

**No names are used (to protect the innocent...or guilty)!


HERE ARE THE ONES I'VE COLLECTED:

**I don't get the dude in #sisterwives. Like... frankly, he doesn't seem like that much of a catch. FOUR wives? What are his hidden assets?

**The new Britney Spears song sounds like a parody. "If I say you have a nice body, will you hold it against me?" Really, Brit-Brit? REALLY?

**I'm the dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude.

**Having a stereotypical writer's day: dark room, drinking out of multiple coffee mugs, and the snuggie.

**My 6 yo made a "book" with his own pics and words. He handed it to me & said, "Mom, can you publish this today?" If only it were that easy! :D

**Me and 4 boys in my math group at school. One is a mysterious new boy. Wonder if he is a wolf, vampire, faerie, mer-man, or 1/2 Greek god.

**If you could visit heaven for a single day and come back, would you?

See you on Thursday!

16 comments:

Jen Daiker said...

Love these!!!! How fun! Thanks for sharing!

Kelly said...

Ha! Fun! I even saw one of those either on my Twitter or Facebook feed!

Maddy said...

Twitter's been buzzing about the new Britney song, but I've yet to hear it!

Laura Marcella said...

I like the second to last one! Too funny!

The last one is interesting to think about.

(Florida) Girl said...

Funny!

Here was my fav: "I'm the dude, playin a dude, disguised as another dude."

Little Ms J said...

I LOVE the man-mer/vampire comment. HILARIOUS.

Matthew Rush said...

Ooh, interesting selections!

Melissa Gill said...

That sounds like a fun way to try to get this twitter thing figured out.

That first one reminds me of my Grandma, whenever we brought home a guy she thought was just so-so looking, she's say "he must have hidden assets."

SharleneT said...

I haven't heard Britney's song, but if those are the lyrics, she's redoing an old song from the 50s. Wish I could remember the guy that sang it... I'm sure it Googleable (word???) Sounds like a fun site. Thanks for sharing...

blueviolet said...

If I went to heaven, I'd never want to come back and it would be hell in comparison for the rest of my life until I went back...assuming I'd go back. ;) Long way of saying, no. I wouldn't do it.

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

People really should read over their tweets before they post them.

Lourie said...

I have never watched "Sister Wives" but I have seem them on news shows and such and yeah,.. don't know what he's got. He's also very full of himself.

The question about heaven is a good one.

Thanks for playing!

Meredith said...

Haha, these are great! Especially the one about the mysterious new boy: clearly he has to be some kind of supernatural being, according to all YA literature out there :) Love it!

Emmy said...

I don't think I would want o go to heaven to visit fir one day..cause who knows if I would want to come back. :)

Imaginative Me said...

Wow, I really love that last one. Makes ya think!

Shannon said...

These are great. My fav is "Me and 4 boys in my math group at school. One is a mysterious new boy. Wonder if he is a wolf, vampire, faerie, mer-man, or 1/2 Greek god."

Pure awesomeness.

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