Friday, September 17, 2010

The Status Quote!

T.G.I.F.!

Bloggy friend, Lourie, from the CA Girl blog, had a great idea for a monthly meme and I thought I'd play along.
CAGirl

You collect the best and funniest FB status updates and Twitter Tweets!

**No names are used (to protect the innocent...or guilty)!


HERE ARE THE ONES I'VE COLLECTED (SOME ARE MINE):

*This isn't right. Instead of relaxing by watching something on Bravo, I'm watching football, rooting for Reggie Bush so I can get fantasy football points.

*Some jagoff has left his two aggressive, scary, barking doggies in a car right outside my door.

*I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE 'medallion of power' sounds so legit and sexy when jeff probst says it.

*‎"How was your first day of school, honey?" "Good." "How did you like your teacher?"
"Fine." "Did you make any new friends?" "I don't know." "How do you not know?"
"MO--OM my words are too tired right now, they need a break." *sigh* That's how we roll!

*Hyphenated adjectives in my food keep me young, especially shade-grown, pan-seared, and balsamic-drizzled.

*Seriously I never thought I'd miss a vampire this much! :-)

*Already this morning I have ended emails with "RANDOM. ANYWAY." and "douchebag out." This bodes well for all day hilarity, I think.

*Someone found my blog by searching for: "bath and body works japanese cherry blossom SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE." HMM...not sure how I feel about that!

*Waiting for some whack job to start declaring that NYC tornado was retribution for building a mosque on Ground Zero. #justamatteroftime


HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

17 comments:

Christine Fonseca said...

I love random Fridays! Have a great one.

Renae said...

What a great idea! Though I'm sure my friends on facebook would be terrified! Oh well, what they don't know won't hurt them!

salarsenッ said...

These were great. I'm always thinking I should write down some of the funny ones I read. Huh...

Brittney said...

lol fb statuses are too funny not to share sometimes haha

Justine Dell said...

I don't think japanese cherry blossom smells like cat pee. That's one of my favorite Bath and Body works scents! (Right next to sweat pea). I may never use that scent again...lol

Have you ever been to failbook.com? It's pretty awesome.

~JD

Justine Dell said...

I don't think japanese cherry blossom smells like cat pee. That's one of my favorite Bath and Body works scents! (Right next to sweat pea). I may never use that scent again...lol

Have you ever been to failbook.com? It's pretty awesome.

~JD

Meredith said...

Haha, I love these! I try not to do Facebook statuses because I know mine will be ridiculous, but I love reading other people's!

Maddy said...

Hahaha!!! Don't you just love Twitter?! Happy Friday :)

Summer Ross said...

LOL "MO-OM my words are too tired right now" LOL I'm a mom so this hit me just right....

Laura Marcella said...

Hahaha, funny!!!

Stephanie Faris said...

I've seen some pretty funny ones. I wonder if they get them from a website somewhere...or if these people really are that clever!

Samantha Vérant said...

Thanks for the Friday laugh. It's true, some times Tweets are a bit random, myself included. Blame Lady Gaga's meat dress. Have a good w/end.

Lourie said...

OMG! Those were freaking hilarious! Hahahaha. I am all alone *sweet* and laughing my butt off! hahahaha.

Clara said...

So cool, I loved the 4th one! 'My words are too tired right now! Owwwww!

Janet Johnson said...

FB comments and tweets can be pretty funny! :) And I'm with Clara . . . the "tired words" one was great!

Angie said...

Those are funny. Thanks for sharing!

Debbie said...

Oh, I hadn't even thought about the tornado retribution angle. I'm sure it's out there now though.