Bloggy friend, Lourie, from the CA Girl blog, had a great idea for a monthly meme and I thought I'd play along.
You collect the best and funniest FB status updates and Twitter Tweets!
**No names are used (to protect the innocent...or guilty)!
HERE ARE THE ONES I'VE COLLECTED (SOME ARE MINE):
*This isn't right. Instead of relaxing by watching something on Bravo, I'm watching football, rooting for Reggie Bush so I can get fantasy football points.
*Some jagoff has left his two aggressive, scary, barking doggies in a car right outside my door.
*I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE 'medallion of power' sounds so legit and sexy when jeff probst says it.
*"How was your first day of school, honey?" "Good." "How did you like your teacher?"
"Fine." "Did you make any new friends?" "I don't know." "How do you not know?"
"MO--OM my words are too tired right now, they need a break." *sigh* That's how we roll!
*Hyphenated adjectives in my food keep me young, especially shade-grown, pan-seared, and balsamic-drizzled.
*Seriously I never thought I'd miss a vampire this much! :-)
*Already this morning I have ended emails with "RANDOM. ANYWAY." and "douchebag out." This bodes well for all day hilarity, I think.
*Someone found my blog by searching for: "bath and body works japanese cherry blossom SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE." HMM...not sure how I feel about that!
*Waiting for some whack job to start declaring that NYC tornado was retribution for building a mosque on Ground Zero. #justamatteroftime
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!