Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
When I see these ads on TV, I always CRINGE at the end, when they try to fit a GAZILLION side-effects into a thirty second commercial!
So when this email appeared in my in-box a couple of times this month, I DIED LAUGHING:
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about MARGARITAS.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with others who may need Margaritas.
I RAISE MY GLASS TO YOU!
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!
P.S. My little guy is off from school for a couple of days, so I'm taking a looong weekend.
SEE YOU ON TUESDAY!
Hah!!!!! That was great. I hadn't seen it yet. Thanks for the laugh.
Too funny! I so love Margarita's. Love your blog and thanks for the laugh!
I've tried that remedy and it is delicious. Especially when made with Patron tequila!!
LOL, my sister emailed this to me a while ago! SO so funny!!! I love the warnings!
Though at this time of year hot cocoa is my cure-all. I don't think it has any side effects! None that I'm aware of anyway. :)
Haha, the warnings are totally the best part! So hilarious :) Much better than all the crazy pills out there!
OMG this is so full of win! Nothing like a little liquid courage baby.
I do believe I have suffered some of the side effects of margaritas at one time or another! :)
Hahaha!! Thank you! I needed a laugh (as well as a Margarita) today ;o)
The side effects parts of those commercials are ridiculous. For a high school video project, we made one of those commercials and stuck in as many ridiculous side effects as we could think of. I think my favorite was "minor death."
LOL. Thanks for the Friday laugh.
Does the long weekend include Margaritas? Hope so... you'll feel more creative!... Come visit when you can...
My doctor said I had some allergy to margaritas so she prescribed wine. I highly recommend it.
My coworker sent this to me the other day, I busted up laughing. Good Friday funny!
Thank you for sharing this, I needed a good laugh today!
:D This is awesome.
This is AWESOME!!! HAha, thanks for sharing!
I wish this was a REAL TV commercial. one of the alcohol companies really should think of it actually.
Hahah.. too funny! Thanks for the laugh! :)
Angela @ The Bookshelf Muse
LOL! Thanks for the laugh this morning :) That was brilliant.
Hope you've been well while I was absent from the blogosphere. I know I missed a lot :(
Hahahahaha! I love the warnings! LOL
I'm with you. Especially the ones that say to call your dr. if you have an erection for 4 hours or more. I die from those. This is the greatest email that ever lived!
I'm off to drink some margaritas. :)
I love this post! It made me laugh, thanks! I even read it to Mike!
lol, this made me laugh :)
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