Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
When I see these ads on TV, I always CRINGE at the end, when they try to fit a GAZILLION side-effects into a thirty second commercial!
So when this email appeared in my in-box a couple of times this month, I DIED LAUGHING:
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about MARGARITAS.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with others who may need Margaritas.
I RAISE MY GLASS TO YOU!
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND!
P.S. My little guy is off from school for a couple of days, so I'm taking a looong weekend.
SEE YOU ON TUESDAY!